Get ready to laugh kids, check out the Santa Claus and other Christmas jokes below
Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards!
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
Q: What’s black, white and red all over?
A: Santa Claus after he comes down the chimney!
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
A: Looks like rain, dear!
Q: Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
A: Rude-alph!
Q What is a monkey’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: What kinds of bug hates Christmas?
A: A humbug!
Q: What did the reindeer say to the elf?
A: Nothing silly, reindeer can’t talk!
Q: What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
A: A Y!
Q: What did the mouse give the other mouse for Christmas?
A: A Christ-mouse card!
Q: Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?
A: Holly-wood
Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A: Did you get tired of hanging around!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
A: The letter D!
Q: What is Count Dracula’s Christmas story?
A: The fright before Christmas!
Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?
A: When he goes on vacation!
Q: Why was Santa angry at Christmas?
A: Because of the Grinch who Stole Christmas!
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!
Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their first child?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?
A: Icicles!
Q: Why did Santa cross the road?
A: To deliver presents!
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps!
Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q: What’s a big as Santa but weighs nothing?
A: Santa’s shadow!
Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?
A: Because moose can’t fly!
Q: Who’s black and white and says “HO, HO, HO?”
A: A penguin in disguise!
Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for the holidays?
A: A list of everything you want!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule have fun during the holidays!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad you were good all year?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Hope
Hope who?
Hope you had a nice holiday!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry Christmas!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use I’ve forgotten my name!