Get ready to laugh kids, check out the Santa Claus and other Christmas jokes below
Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards!
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
Q: What’s black, white and red all over?
A: Santa Claus after he comes down the chimney!
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?
A: Looks like rain, dear!
Q: Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Q What is a monkey’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells!
Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: What kinds of bug hates Christmas?
A: A humbug!
Q: What did the reindeer say to the elf?
A: Nothing silly, reindeer can’t talk!
Q: What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
A: A Y!
Q: What did the mouse give the other mouse for Christmas?
A: A Christ-mouse card!
Q: Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?
Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A: Did you get tired of hanging around!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
A: The letter D!
Q: What is Count Dracula’s Christmas story?
A: The fright before Christmas!
Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?
A: When he goes on vacation!
Q: Why was Santa angry at Christmas?
A: Because of the Grinch who Stole Christmas!
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!
Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their first child?
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?
Q: Why did Santa cross the road?
A: To deliver presents!
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps!
Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q: What’s a big as Santa but weighs nothing?
A: Santa’s shadow!
Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?
A: Because moose can’t fly!
Q: Who’s black and white and says “HO, HO, HO?”
A: A penguin in disguise!
Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for the holidays?
A: A list of everything you want!
Yule have fun during the holidays!
Orange you glad you were good all year?
Hope you had a nice holiday!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Donut open until Christmas!
Snow use I’ve forgotten my name!