Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids

Are you looking for the funniest Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for kids?  Look no further we have what you are looking for right here!  Check out these adorable, funny Santa Claus and Christmas jokes perfect for elementary school kids. 

These Santa Claus and Christmas jokes will surely make you smile.  Great for preschoolers, Kindergarten, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, and 4th graders.

Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?

A: Santa Claus walking backward!

Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?

A: He has a black belt!

Q:  What’s black, white, and red all over?

A: Santa Claus after he comes down the chimney!

Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky?

A: Looks like rain, dear!

Q: Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?

A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q: Which one of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?

A: Rude-alph!

Q What is a monkey’s favorite Christmas carol?

A: Jungle Bells!

Q: What do elves learn at school?

A: The elf-abet!

Q: What kinds of bug hates Christmas?

A: A humbug!

Q: What did the reindeer say to the elf?

A: Nothing silly, reindeer can’t talk!

Q: What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

A: A Y!

Q: What did the mouse give the other mouse for Christmas?

A: A Christ-mouse card!

Q: Where did the mistletoe go to become famous?

A: Holly-wood

Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?

A: Did you get tired of hanging around!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes!

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snowbank!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite!

Q: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

A: The letter D!

Q: What is Count Dracula’s Christmas story?

A: The fright before Christmas!

Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?

A: When he goes on vacation!

Q: Why was Santa angry at Christmas?

A: Because of the Grinch who Stole Christmas!

Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?

A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!

Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?

A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!

Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their first child?

A: Frostbite!

Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?

A: Icicles!

Q: Why did Santa cross the road?

A: To deliver presents!

Q:  What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?

A: Santa’s burps!

Q: Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?

A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: What’s a big as Santa but weighs nothing?

A: Santa’s shadow!

Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?

A: Santa Paws!

Q: Why does Santa use reindeer to pull his sleigh?

A: Because moose can’t fly!

Q: Who’s black and white and says “HO, HO, HO?”

A: A penguin in disguise!

Q: What’s the best thing to give your parents for the holidays?

A: A list of everything you want!

Knock, Knock Jokes

Santa clause with red and green background

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Yule who?

Yule have fun during the holidays!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Orange who?

Orange you glad you were good all year?

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Hope who?

Hope you had a nice holiday!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Mary who?

Marry Christmas!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Donut who?

Donut open until Christmas!

Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Snow who?

Snow use I’ve forgotten my name!