School Jokes
What do you say when you get in trouble for not doing your homework?
I can’t get in trouble for something I didn’t do!
Why does 6 hate 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What is the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
A smartie pants!
What did the Math book say to the other Math book?
I’ve got problems!
Where did the pencil take its vacation?
Pencil-vania
What did the calculator say to the notebook?
You can count on me!
Where can you grow fruits and vegetables at school?
In Kinder-garten!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory
How to bees get to school?
On the School Buzz!
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point!
When was the great depression?
The last time I got my report card!
If you had 20 pennies, 100 nickels and 75 quarters what would you have?
Droopy Pants!
Dad: Why aren’t you doing well in history?
Son: The teacher keeps asking me what happened before I was born!
Teacher: This test is multiple choice
Student: Then I choose not to take it!
Sports Jokes
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he was caught stealing base!
Why are football stadiums always cool?
Because the seats are filled with fans!
Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why is it not fun to play baseball with pigs?
They always hog the ball!