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Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Tongue Twisters for Kids

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Check out these funny Thanksgiving Day jokes for kids!
What always comes at the beginning of parades?
The letter P!
Why should you never leave a turkey alone with Thanksgiving dinner?
Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Why did the pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
Because the moose wouldn’t fit in the oven!
Why did the pilgrims pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt around their hat!
Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
Because he was already stuffed!
Why did the turkey play the drums in the band?
Because he already had drumsticks!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken had the day off!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
What happened to the turkey during the fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What’s the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner?
The nap-kins!
What do Math teachers do on Thanksgiving?
Count their blessings!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
Why is Thanksgiving an intelligent holiday?
Because it’s in Know-vember!
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
What’s inside a genies turkey?
Wishbones!
What do teddy bears and turkeys have in common?
They are both filled with stuffing!
Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table matters!
If twenty Thanksgiving turkeys told terrible tales, how many T’s would there be in all?
None, all doesn’t have any T’s!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Quack, Quack, Quack!
How many cranberries grow on a bush?
All of them!
What is big, green and goes gobble, gobble?
A Turkey-saurus Rex!
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest!
Why do turkeys lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they would all break!
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What’s the most musical part of the turkey?
The drumstick!
What kind of key can’t open a door?
A tur-key!
What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
What did pilgrims use to bake cookies?
May-Flour!
Which side of the turkey has the best meat?
The inside!
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey!
What’s blue and has feathers all over?
A turkey holding it’s breath!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G!
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Gladys,
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving, aren’t you!
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Arthur,
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry up I’m hungry for Thanksgiving dinner!

 

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Tongue Twisters

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Ten tiny turkeys tiptoe toward their dad Tom.
Pilgrims planted perfect pumpkins peacefully.
Giant greedy gobblers grabbed goodies gluttonously.
Tim the turkey truly thankful for trying tacos on Thanksgiving

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