Hilarious thanksgiving jokes for kids

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Tongue Twisters for Kids new for 2022

Thanksgiving is a time for family and togetherness. While passing the rolls and mashed potatoes at the table this Thanksgiving, share these hysterical jokes and tongue twisters for kids!

Check out these funny Thanksgiving Day jokes for kids!
thanksgiving jokes for kids
  1.  What always comes at the beginning of parades? The letter P!
  2. What do you call a running turkey? Fast Food!
  3. Why should you never leave a turkey alone with Thanksgiving dinner? Because it will gobble it up!
  4. Why did the pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? Because the moose wouldn’t fit in the oven!
  5. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!
  6.  Why did the pilgrim’s pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt around their hat!
  7. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
  8. What do math teachers do on Thanksgiving? Count their blessings!
  9. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey getting dressed!
  10. Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert? Because he was already stuffed!

Thanksgiving Dinner Table Jokes

Jokes at Thanksgiving dinner
  1. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing, it’s already stuffed!
  2. Why did the turkey play the drums in the band? Because he already had a drumstick!
  3. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken had the day off!
  4. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? the outside!
  5. What happened to the turkey during the fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
  6. What’s the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner? The nap-kins!
  7. Why is Thanksgiving an intelligent holiday? Because it’s in Know-vember!
  8. If twenty Thanksgiving turkeys told terrible tales, how many T’s would there be in all? None ALL doesn’t have any t’s!
  9. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  10. What happened to the turkey during the fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Silly turkey

Laugh-out-loud Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

  1. How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey? One but you have to really squeeze him in there!
  2. What’s inside a genie’s turkey? Wishbones!
  3. What do teddy bears and turkeys have in common? They are both filled with stuffing!
  4. Why do turkeys gobble? Because they have terrible table manners!
  5. What did the turkey say to the hunter? Quack, quack, quack
  6. How many cranberries grow on a bush? They all grow on bushes!
  7. What is big, green, and goes gobble, gobble? A Turkey-saurus Rex!
  8. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest!
  9. Why do turkeys lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they would all break!
  10. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  11. What is the most musical part of the turkey? The drumstick!
  12. What kind of key can’t open a door? A tur-key!
  13. What kind of music did the pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
  14. What did pilgrims use to bake cookies? May-Flour!
  15. Which side of the turkey has the best meat? The inside!
  16. What’s blue and has feathers all over? A turkey holding its breath!
  17. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turkey!
  18. Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it!
  19. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G!

 Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving, aren’t you!
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Harry who?
Harry up I’m hungry for Thanksgiving dinner!

Tongue Twisters

Pilgrim Pete passes pumpkin pie pieces perfectly.

Ten tiny turkeys tiptoe toward father Tom.

Pilgrims planted perfect pumpkins peacefully.

Giant greedy gobblers grabbed goodies gluttonously.

Tim the turkey is truly thankful for trying tacos on Thanksgiving.

Free Printable Thanksgiving Joke Infographic
Free Printable Thanksgiving jokes infograhic