Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?

A: He took a short cut!

Q: Where can you always find gold?

A: In the dictionary!

Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied?

A: A rainbow!

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Because they’re always wearing green!

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?

A: A Sham-rock!

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

A: Because he couldn’t afford the airfare!

Q:What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?

A: A jig mistake!

Q: What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?

A: A rash of good luck!

Q: What is a nuahcerpel?

A: Leprechaun spelled backwards!

Q: What do you call a leprechaun who goes to jail?

A: A lepre-con!

Q: What position does a leprechaun play on a baseball team?

A: Shortstop!

Q: What job does a leprechaun have at a restaurant?

A:  A short-order cook!

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because they ‘re always a little short!

Q: What does Ireland have a lot of?

A: Irishmen!

Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?

A: He gets wet!

Q: Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of them?

A: Yes, but only a little!

Q: Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?

A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?

A: When he is a french fry!

Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?

A: To get to the pot of gold!

Q:Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Because real rocks are too heavy!

Q: What happens when you find a horseshoe?

A: Some horse is barefoot!

Q: What did the Irish ghost say to the other Irish ghost?

A: Top O’ the moaning to you!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Irish

Irish who?

Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Warren

Warren who

Warren anything green today?