Funny, Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

Valentine’s Day is a time for love, laughter, and spreading joy to those closest to us. And what better way to celebrate this heartwarming holiday than with a good laugh? In this article, we’ve gathered a collection of silly Valentine’s Day jokes for kids.

Whether they’re sharing giggles with friends, family, or classmates, these light-hearted jokes will surely bring smiles and warmth to their Valentine’s Day festivities.

So, grab a handful of candy hearts and get ready to chuckle your way through these adorable jokes that are perfect for kids of all ages

Valentine’s Day Animal Jokes

A: Tweethearts!

Q: What do you birds in love?
A: Tweenhearts!

Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you!

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-Me-Nuts!

Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Somebunny Love You!

Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Whale you be mine?

Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you beary much!

Q: What did the boy bee sat to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: You are bee-utiful!

Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
A: Owl be yours

Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re Purr-fect for me!

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re Purr-fect for me!

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a ton!

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaa-d!

Valentine’s Day Halloween Jokes

Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: You’re not so baaa-d!

Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my valenstein!

Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my Valenslime!

Cute Valentine’s Day Jokes

Q: Why is Valentine’s day a good day for a party?
A: Because you can party heart-y!

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m sweet on you!

Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!

Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you!

Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Ughs and Kisses!

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny!

School Valentine’s Day Jokes

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school on Valentine’s Day?
A: Because he needed his grades to go up!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!

Q: Why did the boy bring a broom to the Valentine’s Day dance?
A: Because he wanted to sweep his crush off their feet!

Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
A: You can count on me!

Q: Why does Cupid love triangles?
A: Because they’re acute!

Adorable Valentine’s Day Jokes

Q: What did the pickle say to the other pickle on Valentine’s Day?
A: You mean a great dill to me!

Q: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a watt!

Q: Why are artichokes Cupid’s favorite vegetable?
A: Because they have hearts!

Q: What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: I lava you a lot!

Valentine’s Day Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Emma
Emma Who?
Emma, hoping I get a lot of cards on Valentine’s Day!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who got a Valentine!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Atlas

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Atlas
Atlas who?
Atlas, its Valentine’s Day!

Valentine’s Day Tongue Twisters for Kids!

Victor Valentine gave his girlfriend, Vicky Vass a vase of violets on Valentine’s Day.

Sally Sweetheart sang Sammy Sunshine a soulful song at sunset on Valentine’s Day.

Kind King Keith kissed knock-out Kate in kicking karate class.