Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they’re wet
Do they straighten when they’re dry?
Can you wave them at your neighbor.
With an element of flavor?
Do you ears hang high?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze,
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation,
With a feeling of elevation?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do your ears fall off,
When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground,
Or bounce up at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket,
Just like Davy Crocket?
Do your ears fall off?
Does your tongue hang down?
Does it flop all around?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder,
Like a Continental Soldier?
Does your tongue hang down?
Does your nose hang low?
Does it wiggle to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it over your shoulder,
Like a Continental Soldier?
Does your nose hang low?
Does your eyes pop out
Do they bounce all about?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a Continental Soldier?
Do your eyes pop out?
