Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radi-o-not, here I come!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Needle!
Needle who?
Needle a little money!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny!
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood Who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing!
Knock, Knock
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m busy!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets Who?
Beets me!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah good place to get something to eat?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
King Tut!
King tut who?
King tut-key fried chicken, want’s some?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Broccoli
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who, who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who, who, who
Knock, Know
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ice Cream!
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to the front door to find out!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you can yodel!
Knock, Knock
who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ya!
Ya Who?
What are you so excited about?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Door
Door who?
Do-your homework!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Wooden Shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden you like to hear another knock, knock joke!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police let us in, it’s raining outside!
Knock, Knock
Who’ there?
Boo
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry!
Will you remember me?
Yes!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Hey, You said you’d remember me!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up it’s cold outside!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Adore!
Adore who?
Adore is between up, open up!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto know, I’ve got amnesia!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Elmo!
Elmo who?
You don’t know who Elmo is?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some milk!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil!
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cow says!
Cow say who?
No silly, cow says Moo!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
I am!
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
Knock, Knock
Who’ s there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who I am by my voice?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Isabel!
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Utah!
Utah who?
Utal-king to me?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Tiss!
Tiss who?
A Tiss-who is good for blowing your nose!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Yodel-lay-he!
Yodel-lay-he-who?
Yodel-lay-he-who, I didn’t know you can yodel!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
B-9!
B-9 who?
B-9, I-17, N-32, G-41 O-74, I’ve got BINGO!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Banana!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Issac!
Issac who?
Issac of knock, knock jokes already!
