Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Kids

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a short cut!
Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A Sham-rock!
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn’t afford the airfare!
Q:What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A: A jig mistake!
Q: What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck!
Q: What is a nuahcerpel?
A: Leprechaun spelled backwards!
Q: What do you call a leprechaun who goes to jail?
A: A lepre-con!
Q: What position does a leprechaun play on a baseball team?
A: Shortstop!
Q: What job does a leprechaun have at a restaurant?
A:  A short-order cook!
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they ‘re always a little short!
Q: What does Ireland have a lot of?
A: Irishmen!
Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!
Q: Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of them?
A: Yes, but only a little!
Q: Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When he is a french fry!
Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A: To get to the pot of gold!
Q:Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because real rocks are too heavy!
Q: What happens when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some horse is barefoot!
Q: What did the Irish ghost say to the other Irish ghost?
A: Top O’ the moaning to you!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Warren who
Warren anything green today?