Funny, Silly Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts!
Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Somebunny loves you!
Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Whale you be mine!
Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you beary much!
Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: You are bee-utiful!
Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
A: Owl be yours!
Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
A: Your purr-fect for me!
Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Lets hang out!
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a ton!
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend!
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: Be my valenstein!
Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: By my valenslime
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m sweet on you!
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you!
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A valentiny!
Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
A: You can count on me!
Q: What did the pickle say to the other pickle?
A: You mean a great dill to me!
Q: What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?
A: I love you a watt!

Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma hoping  I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who got a Valentine!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there? 
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Atlas
Atlas who?
Atlas, its Valentine’s Day!
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