Funny Halloween Jokes and Tongue Twisters for Kids

What do ghouls like to do at the amusement park?

Ride the roller ghoster!

 

What do witches put in their hair?

Scare Spray!

 

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Because he is a pain in the neck!

 

Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man!

 

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Because they have bat breath!

 

Who did Dracula bring to the prom?

His ghoul friend!

 

How do you make a skeleton laugh?

Tickle its funny bone!

 

What did the zombie eat after he has a tooth taken out?

The dentist!

 

What is a witch’s favorite  school subject?

Spelling!

 

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Day-Scare Centers!

 

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

 

What go ghost serve for dessert?

Ice Scream!

 

Who did the Zombie invite to his party?

Anyone he can dig up!

 

Where do mummies go for a swim?

The dead sea!

 

Why does Dracula buy the newspaper every night?

So he can read his horror-scope!

 

What do birds say on Halloween?

Tick-or-tweet!

 

What is a mummy’s favorite type if music?

Wrap!

 

What do monsters eat for lunch?

Sand-witches!

 

How do you know a vampire has been in hte bakery?

The jelly’s been sucked out of all the doughnuts!

 

When is a turkey like a ghost?

When its goblin!

 

When does a ghost have breakfast?

In the moaning!

 

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?

Because he had no-body to go with!

 

Why couldn’t Dracula play baseball?

Because he lost his bat!

 

What pants do ghosts wear?

Boojeans!

 

What is a ghost’s favorite game?

Hide-and-ghost-seek!

 

What are ghosts favorite candy?

Boo-ble gum!

 

Why are vampires easy to fool?

Because they are suckers!

 

What did the monster order at the restaurant?

French Frights!

 

What does a skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare Ribs!

 

Where did Dracula stay while in New York City?

The Vampire State Building!

 

Which key opens the door to the haunted house?

The Spookey!

 

What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?

Hallo-Weenie!

 

What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?

A pumpkin patch!

 

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

A trombone!

 

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

a neck-tarine!

 

What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?

Join his fang club!

 

Why  couldn’t the ghost see its mom or dad?

Because they were transparent!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan

Ivan who?

Ivan to bite your neck

 

Tongue Twisters

 

If two witches would watch two watches

Which witch would watch which watch?

 

Creepy crawling critters crawl carelessly through crazy creepy corridors.

 

Seven spindly spiders spin spooky silk speedily.

 

Crazy children crave candy wearing chilling costumes.

 

If big black bats could blow bubbles, how big of  bubbles would big black bats blow?